Defense Hardware Warranty Card |
The following was actually posted very
briefly on the McDonnell Douglas Co. website by an employee there who obviously
has a sense of humor. Unfortunately, the company, of course, does not -
and made the web department take it down immediately. (In case you don't
know: McDonnell Douglas is one of the world's chief suppliers of military
aircraft).
Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires. 1. [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt. [_] Gen. [_] Comrade [_] Classified [_] Other First Name: ............................................... Initial: ........ Last Name: ............................................... Password: .............................. (max 8 char) Code Name: ............................................... Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: ...................... 2. Which model aircraft did you purchase? 3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): 19...... / ...... / ...... 4. Serial Number: .............................................. 5. Please check where this product was purchased: 6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product
you have just purchased: 7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision
to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product: 8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used: 9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase
in the near future: 10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Check all
that apply:) 11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product? 12. Your occupation: 13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate
the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating
on a regular basis: Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia. Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to: McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
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