| Mistaken talk | 
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       A man calls 911 and speaks frantically 
      into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 
      two minutes apart!"
       "Is this her first child?" the dispatcher asks. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!" 
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